Maria Sharapova Makes My Ears Bleed But I Can Forgive That

Dominating hotness at this US Open.  Pink all the way. 

To be Roddick or To be Federer?

This question is getting at a pretty obvious conflict: professional success or sexual success.  And I thought the answer would be an easy Federer.  But the more that I thought about it, the more I leaned Roddick.  Sure Fed's won everything in the tennis world and will go down as the greatest ever.  But have you seen Brooklyn Decker?  And Mrs. Fed is bringing literally nothing to the table.  Like I wouldn't bang her.  Hanging Fed out to dry like you read about.  Making dude really look bad.   But it's really his own fault.

Brooklyn is the wild card here.  Anything less and this would be another Federer victory.  Stupid hot. 

        

Nadal To Miss Next Two Months

Nadal's knees haven't healed sufficiently enough for him to participate in any tennis through October at least. 

Andy Murray v. Milos Raonic (LIVE)

Andy takes the first set 6-4...

Murray break in the second to go up 3-2.  Murray shows a little bit of craft and is taking control...

See ya Andy Roddick

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US Open

Federer advances as Fish withdraws due to illness. 

Federer v. Djokovic: Cincinnati Final

6-0, 7-6